Hope Your New Baby Doesn’t Sh*t On You


Poonami. (noun) [Poo-nah-mee] Definition: A monumental infant bowel movement of such quantity and consistency that no nappy stands a chance of containing it, resulting in a disastrous mess.

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  • Sent naked (no cellophane bag!)
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